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Smarty Pants Black

Item Number: SNW SR-03596 M

reg. price $21.95

Ships within 10 business days

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Smarty Pants women's underwear were designed to conquer problems of conventional underwear. Ordinary underpants show panty lines and the thong is uncomfortable. Wearing nothing under clothing is unhygienic. Smarty Pants underwear eliminates the need to compromise appearance for comfort and hygiene. Smarty Pants underwear are lightweight, non-binding and anti-microbial. Flat lock stitching provides a durable, no bulk fit and the breathable gusset is double layered. Stylish Smarty Pants features a lower waist in a high performance, yet easy-to-care for fabric. Experience freedom of movement without limits.

  • No more thighs rubbing together; no more chafing
  • comfy all day wear, unlike compression shorts
  • cough or sneeze without worry
  • dancers: no more cutting off feet of tights
  • cyclists: reduce injury from falling with extra layer under cycling shorts
  • no risk of bladder or urinary tract infections as with the thong
  • Smarty Pants' unique technical fabric is super stretchy and actively wicks moisture away from the body to keep you dry and comfortable regardless of temperature. The specialized fabric resists odor, bacteria, fungus and mildew.

    Machine wash cold, tumble or line dry. Smarty Pants dry in minutes (handy for camping or traveling).

    Smarty Pants can be worn under:

    • dancewear
    • yoga wear
    • cycling shorts
    • breeches
    • shorts
    • skirts and dresses
    • pants
    • ski pants
    • martial arts wear

    Great for active and athletic women, but versatile enough to wear anywhere, anytime. At last, no more panty lines!

    Please note that your hip measurements are a more accurate indicator than your waist measurements in determining the correct size of Smarty Pants. As the Smarty Pants are designed as a “stretch-to-fit” garment, you should be safe basing your order on your approximate hip measurements.


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